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words begin with holy

holy bible, holy Quran, holy shit, holy f**k,holy father,holy mother,holly Willoughby



Words begin with holy

holy Bible
holy Quran
holy father
holy mother
holy f**k
holy shit
Holly Willoughby

birds missing shitting on human

birds that missing shitting on human
Birds that miss shitting on human.

funny cat


Hello, my name is Kitty, but I am a male cat. When I was a kitten, my owner mistook me as a male because she can't find my balls. Give me a break Lady G. Of course I have! and I have a message for you too. ''Why are you looking at me? Get back to work!''


Hello, my name is Lola.  I am a female cat.  I got my name from a dog name in a movie. Do I look like a dog?  Don't you think Lady G has chosen a wrong pet?

walking chemist shop


I got this nickname from a friend of mine because I was once always sick and often carrying medicines in my handbag wherever I go.

junior quotes

A friend of mine told me this joke.
I got this idea from seeing people around me so obsessed uploading literally everything to Facebook.  It is like a competition.  No wonder Mark Zuckerberg getting richer!

I normally use this quote when advising someone who I believe let herself/himself manipulated by others.  I also use this quote to self-reminder.
''An apple a day keeps your doctor away''.  I use these words to encourage children to eat the apple. ''An onion a day keeps everyone away'', replied one of them.  (because I love to eat onion).  Onion makes your breath smelly when talking.  I can't win!


I am promoting eat healthily amongst children inline with government aims to promote healthy Ireland, and this is the reply I got.   
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