funny cat

Hello, my name is Kitty, but I am a male cat. When I was a kitten, my owner mistook me as a male because she can't find my balls. Give me a break Lady G. Of course I have! and I have a message for you too. ''Why are you looking at me? Get back to work!''

Hello, my name is Lola.  I am a female cat.  I got my name from a dog name in a movie. Do I look like a dog?  Don't you think Lady G has chosen a wrong pet?