junior quotes

A friend of mine told me this joke.

I got this idea from seeing people around me so obsessed uploading literally everything to Facebook.  It is like a competition.  No wonder Mark Zuckerberg getting richer!

I normally use this quote when advising someone who I believe let herself/himself manipulated by others.  I also use this quote to self-reminder.

''An apple a day keeps your doctor away''.  I use these words to encourage children to eat the apple. ''An onion a day keeps everyone away'', replied one of them.  (because I love to eat onion).  Onion makes your breath smelly when talking.  I can't win!

I am promoting eat healthily amongst children inline with government aims to promote healthy Ireland, and this is the reply I got.