Showing posts with label covid-19 joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label covid-19 joke. Show all posts

lockdown story#feeding the duck


Who said lockdown preventing you from your favourite activity?  Not for me anyway!

lockdown story#social distancing campaign


How amazing the sheeps answered me!

lockdown story#cuddle the panda


I love animals and I miss the zoo.  

The effect of lockdown


Just realised the effect of lockdown.  Did anyone fight until the bra torn?

birds missing shitting on human

birds that missing shitting on human
Birds that miss shitting on human.

mask and gloves

They said a mask and gloves were enough
They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store.  They lied, everybody else had clothes on.

stay safe stay home

Lazy bastard vs responsible adult. 

New hijab for coronavirus

new hijab for coronavirus

Hijab.  Hijab meaning is a barrier or a cover.  The rule of Islam required for women to cover themselves for the whole body, not to be seen even just a strand of hair.  The purpose of wearing hijab is for self-respect.  A Muslim woman is not required wearing a hijab or any kind of veil when she with her husband (provided ''non-mahram'' is not around),  Other persons who can see the women without hijab is her ''mahram''.  ''Mahram'' means, the list of men for whom Muslim women are prohibited from marrying as follows:

  1. Fathers (includes grandfather, great grandfather, great-great-grandfather)
  2. Sons (includes sons and daughter sons, their sons and so on)
  3. Brothers (includes brother sons, their sons, and so on)
  4. Sisters sons (includes sister sons, their sons, and so on)
  5. Stepsons
  6. Stepfathers
  7. Father in law
  8. Son in law
  9. Paternal and maternal uncles
  10. All the men who in their infancy have shared breastfed with the same women

new bench

The new bench has been designed for public areas

The new bench has been designed for public areas.  (with public money, of course)

how are you?

coronavirus joke,covid-19 joke,funny photo,funny quote

How are you?  How everyone getting on with lockdown? 

alcoholic lockdown diary

I had a former housemate, every time I checked on him, he was either at the pub in town or in bed. This is where my idea of the quote came from.

things to do when lockdown is over

Initially, it was a shortlist but I got carried away.

rat

Chinese zodiac represented by twelve animal which cycle repeats every twelve years. It is believed that person luck, the most suitable career, compatible partner, personality traits, lucky numbers, lucky colours, things to avoid and what best to do determine by your zodiac animal. According to the Chinese zodiac, this year is a rat year.  One upon a time in Chinese's culture, it is normal for people to make the decision, based on what their zodiac says. For example, which women are suited to be married.

coronavirus_covid-19_paris fashion week

I just wonder, are we end up dress like this for the rest of our life?

covid-19 joke_the voice


The truth was... it wasn't me sneezed.  It was another customer, and I was the ones who turned!


covid-19 joke_aeroplane

Was I asking too much?

social distancing


boris and charles

When I discovered both of them infected with coronavirus, it's inspired me to create this joke.

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