Showing posts with label the ugly truth. Show all posts
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stay safe stay home

Lazy bastard vs responsible adult. 

alcoholic lockdown diary

I had a former housemate, every time I checked on him, he was either at the pub in town or in bed. This is where my idea of the quote came from.

rat

Chinese zodiac represented by twelve animal which cycle repeats every twelve years. It is believed that person luck, the most suitable career, compatible partner, personality traits, lucky numbers, lucky colours, things to avoid and what best to do determine by your zodiac animal. According to the Chinese zodiac, this year is a rat year.  One upon a time in Chinese's culture, it is normal for people to make the decision, based on what their zodiac says. For example, which women are suited to be married.

jokes for senior


I always use this joke in real life to make an excuse when I forget something. It turns out people like it.

This joke told by someone who an alcoholic himself.


My married friend said this to me a long ago when we were talking about people attitude.

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